Alright so I just got eye fu--ed by a manager at work. Now how do I know I was eye fu—ed…this is not a science but there is a certain way a girl can look at you that you know she is into you, and its sexual. Now as I say that, I think to myself, "I wonder of all the times I have been eye fu—ed what percentage of those times actually count." To be honest there may be some cases a girl gives me the look and I think I am getting eye fu—ed (missionary style) but really she is just thinking, “that dude has weird hair.” Or “I don’t like that shirt.” For my egos sake I always tell myself that I am 100% accurate determining a good eye fu-- but I know there are exceptions to the rule. It reminds me of my Gaydar I think it is 100% perfect but I have been told that Ryan Seacrest is straight numerous times and that means my Gaydar is off a few degrees. Due to the positive affect eye fu—ing can have on relationships and sending a message to the guy you have the hots for let’s analyze this ancient art of eye love making.
Eye fu—ing is a skill that only girls with sex appeal can pull off. Woman that naturally have sex appeal do not need to be taught how to eye fu--. They eye fu—like its no tomorrow and they do it well. From a man’s point of view eye fu—ing is welcomed under any and every circumstance. There is never a time or place where a man will not appreciate a good old fashion eye fu--. Church, work, funeral, school, wedding, parent teacher conference, open heart surgery, science lab experiment……For the benefit to women and the future men that will get eye fu—ed I am going to share my knowledge with all you ladies and give you eye fu—ing 101. To properly eye fu—your thoughts need to be in the right place. When you look at him think about having sex with him and unload on him the “sexy smile”. Now you are probably thinking what is a sexy smile? This type of smile does not include a lot of teeth and to be honest is more of a smirk but since your thinking about sex the message will be sent through your eyes. A woman’s thoughts affect her eyes. Something to remember is if you are naturally attracted to this person you will eye fu—and not even know it.
Here are some tips to avoid when trying if you’re a virgin eye fu—er 1. Don’t bite your lip-this looks like you’re trying to hard (similar to the last “O” you faked). 2. Don’t look so long it becomes a stare this might send a stalker message or make him feel uncomfortable. 3. Don’t worry about how you look or what you are wearing. The only thought you should have is, “I am sexy and he is hot…” 4. You don’t have to look him up and down that is so 1984 yo. A woman who really knows how to eye fu—does not have to do this.
Lastly, ladies go have fun eye fu—ing until your retinas hurt, but please remember if you use this skill incorrectly you may be in a situation where you are saying these exact words,” I am just not into him that way and he wants me. I am not sure what happened I never said anything to lead him on.” But what she doesn’t know is that she eye fu—ed the guy raw and now he thinks there is a chance.
Eye fu—ing is a skill that only girls with sex appeal can pull off. Woman that naturally have sex appeal do not need to be taught how to eye fu--. They eye fu—like its no tomorrow and they do it well. From a man’s point of view eye fu—ing is welcomed under any and every circumstance. There is never a time or place where a man will not appreciate a good old fashion eye fu--. Church, work, funeral, school, wedding, parent teacher conference, open heart surgery, science lab experiment……For the benefit to women and the future men that will get eye fu—ed I am going to share my knowledge with all you ladies and give you eye fu—ing 101. To properly eye fu—your thoughts need to be in the right place. When you look at him think about having sex with him and unload on him the “sexy smile”. Now you are probably thinking what is a sexy smile? This type of smile does not include a lot of teeth and to be honest is more of a smirk but since your thinking about sex the message will be sent through your eyes. A woman’s thoughts affect her eyes. Something to remember is if you are naturally attracted to this person you will eye fu—and not even know it.
Here are some tips to avoid when trying if you’re a virgin eye fu—er 1. Don’t bite your lip-this looks like you’re trying to hard (similar to the last “O” you faked). 2. Don’t look so long it becomes a stare this might send a stalker message or make him feel uncomfortable. 3. Don’t worry about how you look or what you are wearing. The only thought you should have is, “I am sexy and he is hot…” 4. You don’t have to look him up and down that is so 1984 yo. A woman who really knows how to eye fu—does not have to do this.
Lastly, ladies go have fun eye fu—ing until your retinas hurt, but please remember if you use this skill incorrectly you may be in a situation where you are saying these exact words,” I am just not into him that way and he wants me. I am not sure what happened I never said anything to lead him on.” But what she doesn’t know is that she eye fu—ed the guy raw and now he thinks there is a chance.
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